Ah, the infamous 2020 Float Conference – brought to you by none other than COVID-19, the uninvited guest of the century. But hey, when life gives you a pandemic, you host virtual conferences, right?

So, there's this guy named Vijay Ravikumar, aka the Float Guru, who took the virtual stage. Picture this: he's about to reveal the secrets of raising your consciousness using float tanks, and he's doing it with a straight face. Well, mostly.

Vijay dives into the idea of using floatation tanks to elevate your consciousness. You know, those futuristic pods filled with saltwater where you float like a buoyant potato – but with more profound intentions.

He drops some wisdom bombs about how we're all vibrating at different levels (no, not like that hilarious video of cats on Roombas). Apparently, we're creating our own reality through these vibrations. Who knew?

And let's not forget the comedic undertone. Because really, if you can't laugh about raising your consciousness in a float tank during a global pandemic, what can you laugh about?

So, in summary, Vijay Ravikumar's presentation at the 2020 Virtual Float Conference was a blend of cosmic insights, float tank magic, and a sprinkle of humour. Who said consciousness-raising couldn't be a barrel of laughs?

With a floaty chuckle and professional flair,

Vijay Ravikumar, The Float Guru 🌌🚀

Greetings from the land Down Under! It's Vijay Ravikumar, your Float Guru, speaking at the famous esoteric music festival in Australia. Picture this: a festival where even the kangaroos are feeling the vibes.

So, here's the deal: I'm here to give you the lowdown on floating and how it can skyrocket your vibe. Floating is like a cosmic spa day – you're in a tank filled with saltwater, becoming a highly enlightened pickle.

But let's get to the good stuff. I'm talking about vibes so high they could make a didgeridoo sound like a kazoo. With float tanks, you can elevate your energy, clarity, and cosmic groove.

In summary, my talk at this legendary festival was all about the basics of floating and turning your vibe up to eleven. Because in a world of enlightenment and didgeridoos, why settle for anything less?

With festival flair and professional vibes,

Vijay Ravikumar, The Float Guru 🌏🎶